Vacation Responder: Cheeky


Face it. You’re not kidding anyone. We all know you’re reading every email as it comes in. We see you on Facebook. We saw those pictures on Tumblr. Might as well own up to and let us know you are ignoring us.

SUBJECT: Off the Grid

Howdy from Florida!

I am reading email, as I am addicted to my phone; I’m just not answering it. This is vacation, after all. I’ll get around to returning your message eventually, though, as there is only so much vacation a person can take when there are exciting emails to answer piling up in one’s inbox.

(However, if this email absolutely cannot wait, you can text me at [SECRET NUMBER] and I’ll get to it as soon as I can.)