Vacation Responder: TMI

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dorabandaidThe perfect complement to yesterday’s lazy responder, Vacation Responder TMI accentuates in excruciatingly vivid detail why you are otherwise indisposed and cannot answer email right away. Perfect venue for a little self-pity. 

 

SUBJECT: OUT OF OFFICE TO TAKE CARE OF MEDIUM-LARGE NECK BOIL

Thank you for your email, but I will be out of the office for the next two weeks, nursing a small flesh wound that will remain after I get my boil lanced on Oct 7. Hopefully it’ll be a quicker recovery than last time. As some of you might remember, that thing oozed and festered for weeks. I still have mecuricome on several of my blouses.

Wish me luck! The doctor says that the pus that is gathering on the sides of the boil isn’t too bad; he’s seen worse. He’s confident that it’ll be put to rest after just a couple quick jabs.

Can’t be worse than this, right? http://www.break.com/topics/cysts-and-boils-being-popped-cysts-and-boils-being-popped-the-gross-ones/

As always, if this is an emergency, contact [PERSON UPON WHOM WILL GET  YOUR WORKLOAD] and if it’s a boil emergency, see my doctor, ha, ha!

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