What’s really important in a vacation responder? Letting people know that you are willfully ignoring them until you are good and ready to look at your inbox. Why? Nobody’s business but your own. That’s right! You don’t even have to give a valid reason.
SUBJECT: ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
Hello. I have been abducted by aliens and will not be answering email during this time.
P.S. Don’t worry, Mom. It’s nothing as crass as that probe (which is sooooo 80’s alien abduction, btw).