Vacation Responder: Technical Difficulties

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oldcomputerDon’t want to deal with email on your vacation? Blame it on your parents.

SUBJECT: OFF THE GRID AT MOM’S HOUSE

Thank you for your email. I am out of the office from October 8th to October 31st and unable to read, retrieve or otherwise attend to any correspondence until I return to the office on November 2nd. I have no wifi or 4G or anything because I am staying with my parents and they still live in the dark ages.

If this is an emergency, you could try to email me at my mom’s compuserve email, but honestly, but since they still have dial-up, which only seems to work between the hours of 2pm and 4:30pm (unless someone calls on the line), I think you’re better off just waiting until November.

Best,

[YOUR NAME]

Vacation Responder: Lazy

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broken-linkToo lazy to spend more than 45 seconds to think up a thoughtful and businesslike vacation responder? Cut and paste this deadbeat special in less than seven seconds! Guaranteed to deliver the message that you couldn’t care less.

 

i will answer ur msg when i get back.

thnx.