Vacation Responder: Recycled Succinct

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litcamp2013Who says a vacation responder has to have complete sentences? All you really need to do is let them know you’re not going to email them. As I did in this little ditty from 2014.

 

SUBJECT: off the grid

Traveling.

Chasing bears.

Reading.

Writing.

But no email.

 

Will get back to you after October 31st.

Vacation Responder: Lazy Recycled

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jack-o-lantern-312129_640A two-for-one special! Today’s vacation responder back-dated to some random day last week is both recycled from my own inbox and it’s a lazy. Good times.

 

SUBJECT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK

Happy Halloween!

I will have limited access to email from October 15 to October 31st.

If this is an emergency, please text my assistant, Sam Sung at [YOUR NUMBER].*

Have a great break!

 

* Yes, even my own real-life vacation responders have recycled jokes in them.