SUBJECT: off the grid
But no email.
Will get back to you after October 31st.
SUBJECT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK
I will have limited access to email from October 15 to October 31st.
If this is an emergency, please text my assistant, Sam Sung at [YOUR NUMBER].*
Have a great break!
* Yes, even my own real-life vacation responders have recycled jokes in them.