Vacation Responder: Cold and Impersonal

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Emoticon_Smile_FaceIt’s 2015! Office pleasantries are sooooo 2012. Show your clients that you are hip and up-to-date with this cold and impersonal vacation responder bordering on rude and inappropriate. Guaranteed to make you look fifteen years younger.

Hello. I am out of the office. Your email will be answered in the order received when I return.

Best,

[YOUR NAME]